Privacy Policy

Who we are

Our website address is:

What personal data we collect and why we collect it

Analytics data

We use Google Analytics to collect information about visitors to our website, including vague geographic location, age, the computer and browser you were using, and what time you popped by. This data is anonymous and can’t be used to track you.

If you don’t want us to track you, please use an ad blocker(we recommend uBlock Origin) to disable trackers across all of the Internet.


We provide your browser with a cookie for nourishment, as well as to identify that you’ve visited the website, and prevent duplicate entries in our analytics. If your browser is configured to reject cookies, your browser will indeed go hungry. You may also delete this cookie and deprive your browser of a tasty treat from your browser settings.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.


Who we share your data with


How long we retain your data

We retain the anonymous data collected on our visitors indefinitely.

What rights you have over your data

You may ask us to delete any data we have about you, and we will locate the nearest barn and Old Yeller that data. Your contact data collected by our physical location may also be shot out of a digital cannon upon request.

We will not, however, delete any invoices or receipts generated by your business with us. We may not dance with the devil, but we have to dance with the IRS.

Where we send your data

Data is stored in a private G Suite server not subject to the usual Big Brother spying. Contact data may also be stored in an encrypted Quickbooks file.

Your contact information

Your contact information is kept in our shop for the purposes of contacting you when we’re done with your computer or when a bill is due. This data is never shared, and stored securely.

Additional information

How we protect your data

Your data is protected by strong passwords, two-factor authentication, strong encryption, possibly a guard dog, and airgapped at times. If our systems are breached, the Internet at large is breached, and the world may possibly be ending.

What data breach procedures we have in place

We don’t hold any data valuable enough to steal, and even if they did, we’d sic the cat on them. We aren’t concerned about data breaches, and don’t currently have a procedure, other than the cat.

What third parties we receive data from

Google sometimes autocompletes our contact book with publicly available information from your Gmail account. If you don’t want this, you need to edit your Gmail settings.

If we think you’re sketchy, we may also Google you or look at your Facebook to help decide whether to do business with you.

What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data

Trust us, if there was a robot which could do our jobs, we’d be sipping iced tea watching it work. Since that hasn’t happened yet, all our data work is manual and human-powered. No robot invasion here.